Smells Funny
After years of flirting, a man and a woman in an old people's home agree to make love - and one day, when the residents go on a day trip, they both stay behind. Impatient for his first action in decades, the man quickly goes to the woman's room and asks her if there's anything she prefers. She replies she loves it when men perform cunnilingus on her - and grinning widely, the man goes down.
After a few seconds, however, he reappears. "I'm sorry," he says, "but i'm afraid the smell is just too bad."
"Hmmm," she replies, thinking for a moment. "It must be the arthritis."
He looks at her confused. "surely you can't get arthritis down there," he cries, "and even if you could, it wouldn't cause that smell."
"No, the arthritis is in my shoulder," she bleats. "I can't wipe my arse"
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